Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Hallelujah for Mark Viduka, Rory Delap, Chris Kamara and Jimmy Bullard

Some people may have already seen this but there is a fantastic take on Hallelujah doing the rounds at the minute which has been written and performed by the guy who finished 2nd in Fame Academy in 2003. I neither know, nor care about, his name.

All that needs to be known is that it's about Mark Viduka and it's amazing. You can listen to it here:



We have also created some versions that "loosely" fit the tune.


Rory Delap

Stoke City arrive in town
Pulis wears his cap as a crown
And he will reign on strongly rule Britannia

There is no hope, they're doomed to fail
But Tony’s got the holy grail
Defences wield to the might of Rory Delap

Rory Delap, Rory Delap
Rory Delap, Rory Delap

The premier league, where they belong
All the plaudits, all the gongs
Ricardo Fuller’s earring sparkles brightly

In spite of the critics he rose to the top
Despite the claims his team would flop
The missile throw of his boy Rory Delap

Rory Delap, Rory Delap
Rory Delap, Rory Delap

Dave Kitson demands a first team role
But come on ginge, you can’t buy a goal
The crowd cheers loud when Tony decides to hook ya

The clock ticks down, Bolton are one up
We a need a throw-in to the lift the FA cup
Megson's heart sinks at the sight of Rory Delap

Rory Delap, Rory Delap
Rory Delap, Rory Delap


Soccer Saturday 23 September 2008

It’s Saturday, it’s 3pm
Soccer Saturday is on again
Stelling and the lads prepare to banter

Ten minutes gone and a goal goes in
But what’s the score and who will win?
Over now to their man Chris Kamara

Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara
Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara

Has the ref made a blunder?
Kammy’s reporting lets us wonder
It’s a goal, but it’s not a goal

What has happened, what could it be?
A goal from nothing by Jimmy Kebe
“Unbelievable” says the defiant Chris Kamara

Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara
Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara

Back to the panel and Stelling jests
Kammy’s summary is not the best
Back to Chris for a second explanation

Kebe’s goal just wasn’t right
Scored by Noel Hunt who is short and white
Confusion from the genius Chris Kamara

Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara
Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara


Jimmy Bullard

Craven Cottage shouts his name
He takes to the pitch, his hair aflame
Watch out Bowyer, our boy’s about to do ya

The whistle sounds, the game starts
The Fulham roar is bursting with heart
Epitomised by the much loved Jimmy Bullard

Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard
Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard

The tackles fly, there’s chances galore
Dyers dives, he hits the floor
Roy Hodgson shakes his head in disillusion

The board is up, 3 minutes to play
Free kick awarded, let us all pray
The spotlight shines on the saviour Jimmy Bullard

Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard
Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard

He sets himself, a bag of nerves
He’s come along way since West Ham reserves
Danny Murphy gives an inspiring nod of approval

He strikes the ball as sweet as a nut
Like Tiger Woods holing a winning putt
The stadium announcer cries hail Jimmy Bullard

Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard
Jimmy Bullard, Jimmy Bullard



Merry Christmas

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