Ask Uncle Roy

You've heard of "Dear Deirdre", the sun's successful agony aunt column....?

Well here at iaabouncebackability, we have recruited our very own Agony Uncle. Most of you will know him as the manager of Fulham FC, or from your local Sainsburys where he helps out on Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights.




Roy Hodgson now has another string to his bow, offering advice to you, the humble football fan. He will be taking questions on a weekly basis on both football related matters as well as more personal matters including relationship, sexual health and career advice.

Roy said of his new role, "I have been on this planet for nearly 90 years now, and in my time I have travelled the world and experienced everything. My wife often calls me 'chief wisdom', on account of my tremendous knowledge about everything, from canal boats to the Japanese military. I am ready to share this knowledge now. Remember, no problem is too big for Uncle Roy."

We are extremely excited about our latest recruit, and there is a true buzz about the bouncebackability office. Send all your questions to youcancallmestan@hotmail.co.uk and you never know, Roy may be changing the course of YOUR life!

Week 1;

Dear Roy,I have been going out with my girlfriend now for 8 months, and for the most part it has been brilliant. We met at a roller disco in Milton Keynes, and since then I have moved jobs to be near to her, and have even sold my flat to buy something in the MK area. I thought it was great, until I read text messages on her phone from a guy at her work. I don't know what to do? I think she is cheating on me but I'm scared to bring it up the issue incase it prompts an end to our relationship. Please help Roy....

Matt H, Milton Keynes.

Roy Says...

Well Matt, your problem is not unusual. When I kept Fulham up last year I knew that my key player was going to be Danny Murphy. I had been a long admirer of Murphy since my days in Switzerland. I remember thinking to myself when he played for Liverpool, boy that's a player with potential. Anyway, I returned to England and ended up managing him. What a stroke of luck. Danny's goal kept us up last year. I owe him my job.

A great insight from Uncle Roy. Can he help you? If so get in touch! youcancallmestan@hotmail.co.uk