We eventually managed to get hold of Uncle Roy. It turns out he had been on a 2 week long bender with Dave Jones, Micky Adams and Peter Taylor celebrating his dismantling of the champions of the world.
We found Roy and the boys in the Horse and Groom just off Bayswater Road thanks to a tip off from Dace Bracegirdle (once again Dave comes up trumps, thank you Dave). He was playing 'hoops' and winning convincingly. We carted him off to the iaabouncebackability offices, sobered him up and sat him down to deal with a difficult problem facing Nigel from Belfast.
"Hi Roy, I have recently been laid off from my job as a taxi driver. I have two children and a wife that spends money like it's going out of fashion. I have been looking for a job for some time with no success, and I am worried I am going to lose my wife if I don't turn it round soon. She is very critcal of me, but I love her. I just want to make her happy. Please help Roy."
Hello Nick, Your problem is typical of a man living in Brown's Briatin. The Labour Government driving people out of jobs and breaking up families. Thats why I left in the 60's Paul, got myself across to the Costa Del Sol. Brilliant it was, had a three bedroom villa, use of a shared pool and crazy golf down the street. I remember a time I played Roy Evan's, the former Liverpool manager down there. It was neck and neck going into the last. I put the old bugger off by farting. Hilarious it was, and it stank. I putted the winner, and walked off with the prize. The keys to Roy's 1971 Volvo Amazon! Chin up Martin!
We found Roy and the boys in the Horse and Groom just off Bayswater Road thanks to a tip off from Dace Bracegirdle (once again Dave comes up trumps, thank you Dave). He was playing 'hoops' and winning convincingly. We carted him off to the iaabouncebackability offices, sobered him up and sat him down to deal with a difficult problem facing Nigel from Belfast.
"Hi Roy, I have recently been laid off from my job as a taxi driver. I have two children and a wife that spends money like it's going out of fashion. I have been looking for a job for some time with no success, and I am worried I am going to lose my wife if I don't turn it round soon. She is very critcal of me, but I love her. I just want to make her happy. Please help Roy."
Hello Nick, Your problem is typical of a man living in Brown's Briatin. The Labour Government driving people out of jobs and breaking up families. Thats why I left in the 60's Paul, got myself across to the Costa Del Sol. Brilliant it was, had a three bedroom villa, use of a shared pool and crazy golf down the street. I remember a time I played Roy Evan's, the former Liverpool manager down there. It was neck and neck going into the last. I put the old bugger off by farting. Hilarious it was, and it stank. I putted the winner, and walked off with the prize. The keys to Roy's 1971 Volvo Amazon! Chin up Martin!
Pictured - Uncle Roy (far left) out with the lads!
.jpg)
No comments:
Post a Comment
Please note that comments are moderated for language reasons. We wish to make this site as user friendly as possible. Thanks.